Wakeup Call

Listen up scumbag!
You've been irresponsible
Now it's time to pay

Seriously?

This one dumb bastard
Overspends on his mistress
Card cosigned by wife

In Character

I enjoy yelling
This job doesn't make you mean
But sometimes it helps

Bittersweet

Layoffs left and right
Interest rates will bury you
Business is booming