I'm On Your Side

Hey, what's the big deal?
We're gonna set something up
You might starve, but hey!

Optimism

Look on the bright side
Losing everything is a
Chance to start over

Clairvoyance

I see your future
You have no money, no home
I cannot help you

Free at 5

A sweet beer awaits
brief escape from the madness
My shift is over

Reality

My dream keeps me sane
Start a new life by the beach
Wish I had the guts

Be Honest

It doesn't look good
Your credit's in the toilet
You should kill yourself

The Touch

I was made for this
I closed 12 accounts this week
People fold for me

The Best Qualification

Think I don't get it?
I've been on the other side
I know how you think

Nice Try

The check's in the mail
You think I'm an idiot?
Fuckin' bury you

Office Culture

Dude this job is rad
My boss even burns with us
Just chill and make calls