Sunday, September 20, 2009

I'm On Your Side











Hey, what's the big deal?
We're gonna set something up
You might starve, but hey!

Friday, August 14, 2009

Optimism












Look on the bright side
Losing everything is a
Chance to start over

Friday, July 24, 2009

Clairvoyance









I see your future
You have no money, no home
I cannot help you


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Free at 5









A sweet beer awaits

brief escape from the madness
My shift is over

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Reality













My dream keeps me sane
Start a new life by the beach
Wish I had the guts

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Be Honest












It doesn't look good
Your credit's in the toilet
You should kill yourself

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Touch













I was made for this
I closed 12 accounts this week
People fold for me

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Best Qualification













Think I don't get it?
I've been on the other side

I know how you think

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Nice Try









The check's in the mail
You think I'm an idiot?
Fuckin' bury you

Friday, May 8, 2009

Office Culture













Dude this job is rad
My boss even burns with us
Just chill and make calls

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Old Habits













Things may be changing
Industry reforms coming
You'll still fall behind

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Perfect













Freakin' love this job
Better than being a cop
I'm drunk on power

You Get Used To It













Sure I get death threats
But we're pretty hard to find
Safe in office parks

Monday, March 16, 2009

Wakeup Call













Listen up scumbag!

You've been irresponsible
Now it's time to pay

Friday, March 13, 2009

Seriously?









This one dumb bastard
Overspends on his mistress
Card cosigned by wife

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

In Character










I enjoy yelling
This job doesn't make you mean
But sometimes it helps

Friday, March 6, 2009

Bittersweet









Layoffs left and right
Interest rates will bury you
Business is booming

Thursday, February 26, 2009

TGIF













Scum deadbeats and shmoes
You should hear us over drinks
It isn't pretty

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Unreal








This one guy I called

Started begging forgiveness
Dude was straight crying

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Good Life













Buy now pay later
Fancy cars and titty bars
God bless USA

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Escalation













How did this happen?

Repo man in your front yard
And me on the phone

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Humor Helps










Industry slang time

Some people hang up on us

We call them sweethearts

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Perspective













You think your life sucks?

I gotta do this all day
Cry me a river

Monday, February 16, 2009

It happens










They hang up on me

Their financial woes exposed
I would hate me too

Guess What!












Jerkoff needs a Porsche
Spends without consequences
Party's over dude

Self-Preservation












Meet me in a bar

I'm never in collections
I'm always in sales

Honesty










Listen loud and clear

Your lousy credit report

Is not my problem