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Hey, what's the big deal?
We're gonna set something up
You might starve, but hey!

Look on the bright side
Losing everything is a
Chance to start over

I see your future
You have no money, no home
I cannot help you

A sweet beer awaitsbrief escape from the madnessMy shift is over

My dream keeps me sane
Start a new life by the beach
Wish I had the guts

It doesn't look good
Your credit's in the toilet
You should kill yourself

I was made for this
I closed 12 accounts this week
People fold for me

Think I don't get it?
I've been on the other sideI know how you think

The check's in the mail
You think I'm an idiot?
Fuckin' bury you

Dude this job is rad
My boss even burns with us
Just chill and make calls

Things may be changing
Industry reforms coming
You'll still fall behind

Freakin' love this job
Better than being a cop
I'm drunk on power

Sure I get death threats
But we're pretty hard to find
Safe in office parks

Listen up scumbag!You've been irresponsible
Now it's time to pay

This one dumb bastard
Overspends on his mistress
Card cosigned by wife

I enjoy yelling
This job doesn't make you mean
But sometimes it helps

Layoffs left and right
Interest rates will bury you
Business is booming

Scum deadbeats and shmoes
You should hear us over drinks
It isn't pretty

This one guy I calledStarted begging forgivenessDude was straight crying

Buy now pay later
Fancy cars and titty bars
God bless USA

How did this happen?Repo man in your front yardAnd me on the phone

Industry slang time
Some people hang up on usWe call them sweethearts

You think your life sucks?I gotta do this all day
Cry me a river

They hang up on meTheir financial woes exposedI would hate me too

Jerkoff needs a Porsche
Spends without consequences
Party's over dude

Meet me in a barI'm never in collections
I'm always in sales

Listen loud and clear
Your lousy credit report
Is not my problem