TGIF

Scum deadbeats and shmoes
You should hear us over drinks
It isn't pretty

Unreal

This one guy I called
Started begging forgiveness
Dude was straight crying

The Good Life

Buy now pay later
Fancy cars and titty bars
God bless USA

Escalation

How did this happen?
Repo man in your front yard
And me on the phone

Humor Helps

Industry slang time
Some people hang up on us
We call them sweethearts

Perspective

You think your life sucks?
I gotta do this all day
Cry me a river

It happens

They hang up on me
Their financial woes exposed
I would hate me too

Guess What!

Jerkoff needs a Porsche
Spends without consequences
Party's over dude

Self-Preservation

Meet me in a bar
I'm never in collections
I'm always in sales

Honesty

Listen loud and clear
Your lousy credit report
Is not my problem